This headline was the last straw. We won’t stand for it any longer.
With another bout of snow, ice and rain upon us we found ourselves pondering the following questions:
It's not right. And it's not fair.
Well whining never solved anything which is why we put our heads together and came up with a solution!
We're going to stick our head right in the sand. From now on: Winter. Does. Not. Exist.
Ignorance is bliss right. They say there is a fine line between insanity and genius.
In support of our new "Always-Summer" mindset we put a few new rules in place around the Gobi Straps office:
Rule #1 -- Sunglasses and seersucker Gobi Straps are to be worn at all times.
Rule #2 -- Coats are forbidden.
Rule #3 -- If you show up in pants you will be instructed to go home and return in shorts.
Rule #4 -- Those wearing tank tops earn an extra 30 minutes for lunch.
Rule #5 -- If you are not wearing flip flops or topsiders you will be on the receiving end of some demerits.
We’re going to freeze?! Please. We are way ahead of you.
Rule #6--The thermostat is to be set at a balmy 85 degrees -- environment, ozone layer, Al Gore and energy bills be damned!
Want to do your part in the War on Winter? It's easy.
Fact 1: Winter hates seersucker.
Fact 2: There is no better way to sport your seersucker than with a pair of Gobi Straps.
Indisputable Logical Conclusion? Buy some Seersucker Gobi Straps to do your part in the War on Winter.*
Lucky for you new seersucker styles just hit the site.
*The War on Winter exists mostly in our minds and no proceeds from the sale of Gobi Straps will actually be donated to this cause.